THE CTHULHU CULT
(to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme)
by
Dan Clore
Old Ones:
Here's the story, of an insane Arab,
Who was busy digging up Irem,
He was hoping, to meet the Old Ones,
He'd never heard from Them.
Cultists:
It's the story, of a Thing called Cthulhu,
Who was sleeping at the bottom of the sea,
He was dreaming that some ant-like humans,
Would someday set him free.
Both together:
Till the one day when Cthulhu met this Arab,
And they knew there'd be just one result,
That they'd someday, clear the earth of humanity,
And that's how Abdul formed the Cthulhu Cult.
Chorus:
The Cthulhu Cult, etc.
© 1997 Edward P. Berglund
"The Cthulhu Cult": © 1997 Dan Clore. All rights reserved.
Graphics © 1997 Old Arkham Graphics Design. All rights reserved. Email to: Corey T. Whitworth.
Created: December 2, 1997; Updated: August 9, 2004